We never quite know what the patient who comes into our exam room is going to tell us or what we are going to find on exam. A women complained of having something coming out of her bottom. Assuming it was going to be a hemorrhoid, Bill looked and instead found a squiggly worm poking his head out to say Hi. After successfully removing the work, he told me to go and look in his trash can. Seeing it in the trash didn't quite do it justice, so Bill picked him up and proudly showed him off. I am glad that was in someone else.
